Pure Pleasure Pedobear Incest

Today, I rushed off after school to Yio Chu Kang MRT station where I narrowly missed the train. I boarded the next train and alighted at Ang Mo Kio MRT Station and ran to the bus stop, only to have to wait 13 minutes for the bus to come. ARGH! Halfway thru the bus journey, it was almost 6:30 and I alighted to bus to hail the cab cuz I was gonna be late.

Hahahaha. I don’t often take taxis, but so far, I’ve now encountered two different cabbies who like to swear. At least the one I met today wasn’t so bad, unlike the first cabbie I unfourtunately met a couple of years ago, who said to me, “FUCK YOU”, just because I told him to choose whichever way he would prefer to take. Whatthefuck.

Anyways, this cabbie I met wasn’t as bad cuz he was swearing at the government, bus drivers, traffic regulations, and everything else but me. So, afraid of offending him and being included in his verbal barrage, I joined in as well (:

Here’s a sample conversation,

Cabbie: MOTHERFUCKER! The speed limit is 90KM still want to speed. Come lah! I LET YOU GO! *swerve the taxi to the left lane*

*Ah beng’s shitty flashy car overtakes the cab*

Cabbie: That fucker! Hope police catch you! *swerves the taxi back into the right lane*

Me: Hahahahaha yeah!

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Hahahaha. We meet all kinds of interesting people in our lives, but this cab driver who I knew for 10 minutes really takes the cake. I think he must have either had a bad day or Tourette’s Syndrome. Hahahaha.

Thanks for turning what would have been a very anxious and nervy cab ride into an entertaining one for me, Mr Cab driver man!

 

So after a very interesting cab ride, I reached Holland V (where the cab driver said, after I told him to drive into Holland V, that he would even drive into/over a river for me if I wanted him to?!) and HURRIEDLY (Rachel later claimed that I was walking very slowly) made my way to Sushi Tei where Rachel and Leona were waiting. We said hi and I sat down next to Rachel. God, it was so good to be next to her and hold her again. Then we started talking and Leona borrowed Rachel’s camera to snap pictures of the both of us, and showed me videos of her and Rachel doing spazzy things in their house. Hahaha.

We took forever to order our food with a grouchy cranky waitress who didn’t like us, and while we waited for our food, there was this caucasian family that sat at the other table and they had this little kid with them who was standing at the window and going “LOOK  MOMMY, DADDY! YOU’VE GOT TO SEE THIS! PINK CLOUDS!” Hahaha so damn cuteee.

Anyways, the food came and it was all overpriced small servings. So yeah, I was still hungry after that. Oh and Rachel gave me a nice pedobear wannabe keychain (:

 

After dinner, Leona went off to pay the bill while Rachel and I took our time to make our way downstairs and made out at the stairs till one of the restaurant staff walked in on us. Hahaha so embarrassing! But god, it felt so good to be holding each other close again. Then cuz Leona was still queuing to pay, we went outside and hugged each other for what seemed like forever in the middle of Holland V; it was so nice that I wish time would have just stop right there and then.

Leona then finally finished paying, and we crossed over to Haagen Daz’s where Rachel and I ordered chocolate and vanilla ice cream, and raspberry sorbet (PURE PLEASURE!), while Leona played pool on her iPhone. Rachel and Leona both love raspberry sorbet, as for me..

Yeah, I didn’t fancy it.

 

Anyways, after ice cream, we procedded to Starbucks, with me piggybacking Rachel!  Haha it was dead fun and people were staring but we didn’t care (: And we got spotted by Rachel and Leona’s chinsese teacher, who was pointing and staring at me piggybacking Rachel and giving a weird look to Leona. Hahahaha.

 

At starbucks, we took a couple of spastic (INCEST?!) videos (which are available on facebook) and I gave the orange ang bao to Rachel! Inside it was 1000 DOLLAH! Monopoly moneyyy, that is. Haha and written behind them were nice notes to my love! (:

Time flew by very quickly and soon Leona and Rachel had to go back. We rushed to the bus stop, with Rachel and I pausing every now and then to kiss (Haha, what! We hardly see each other and miss each other a lot a lot many many okay!).

The bus soon came and we boarded it. Then Rachel and I started singing BANANAS IN PAJAMAS and people were giving us weird looks just like the other time when we were singing THE CHICKEN DANCE SONG and TELETUBBIES THEME in the MRT  but who cares! We have our fun (:

We alighted after a couple of stops and counted our steps while climbing and up and down the overhead bridge, hand in hand, while Leona was laughing at us. Hahaha. 26! X)

Then, while walking the both of them to Leona’s house, we were talking about what would happen should her dad or mom suddedly drive by, and we were coming up with wacky solutions to the scenario. Hahaha. Speak of the devil. About a minute later, I noticed a car approaching us from behind and Leona suddenly shouted “THOMSON RUN NOW!” and I was like “SHIT!” in my head and didn’t know what to do for a second. Then I quickly let go of Rachel’s hand and stood at the side of the pavement plucking plants (?!)  Hahaha I know it seems so stupid but it worked! Her dad didn’t notice me! Phewwww! Good thing I was wearing dark colours too.

After Leona’s dad drove away, I came out of my hiding place and I shared a passionate kiss with Rachel, both of us clinging on to each other tightly like conjoined twins under the moonlight, in the middle of the road, unwilling to let each other go as she had to leave with Leona then, before Leona’s dad got suspicious. I then bidded farewell to the both of them and walked back alone down the dark windy road.

~ by Thomson ❤ Rachel on January 14, 2009.