The Teenage Guide To Popularity
I’ve got my own car. I’m popular. My mom says I’m a catch. I’m popular.
Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible.
I propose we support a one month limit on going steady. I think it will keep people more able to deal with weird situations and get to know more people.
She wont mind, she’ll appreciate your fresh look on dating. And once you’ve dated someone else you can date her again! I’m sure she’ll like it. Everyone will appreciate it. You’re so novel, what a good idea. You can keep your time to yourself. You don’t need date insurance. You can go out with whoever you want to. Every girl, every girl, in the whole world could be yours. If you’ll just listen to my plan: THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY!
