(EVERYONE, except Rachel, is allowed to read this!)

MY GIRLFRIEND’S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO GET FOR HER! HELP! ANY IDEAS? DROP YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN MY COMMENTS! Thank you (:

Dear Rachel,  

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m selling myself for candy. I think I realised it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I’m sure you are cowardly enough to understand that your Ford sucks. I’m returning your pet rock to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and our friendship is ruined. 

Good luck in jail. (you Evil Tofu Man Smurfette Action Figure!)

Ooooooohhhh! Look at my favourite action figure! It has a pikachu face, evil tofu man head and foxyyyy smurfette feet! (And no, I don’t really get sick when I think of your feet. Hahaha. I love your smurfette feet!)

I love my latest one & only Spe Shuhhh Edition Evil Tofu Man Smurfette Action Figure! PEW PEW PEW! Oh, and I’m her favouritest Spe Shuhhhhlest Edition Lipstick-Wearing Girly Man Lame Elf Action Figure! POW POW POW! X)

Pic above: A pink turkey.

Pic above: Rachel, aged 7. Isn’t she an adorable and preeeeetty little girl? X)

HAHA. Both pics look so alike, I don’t really know which is Rachel and which is the pink turkey (:

And here’s Awesome Thomson in his graduation photo.

Lalala. Lipstick lullabies. Lalala.

In the pic above: Thomson spots Rachel with a balloon and is about to eat her (I am Godzilla, Rachel is Japan!).

But then sometimes, Rachel takes the form of an evil catty meow meow and is more than a match for me (As seen in the pic above).

 Pic above: TMNT! Thomson Mutant Nylon Tortoises! Rachel (red) fights it out with Thomson (blue)

Pic above: When Rachel and Thomson combine (Evil catty meow meow+Godzilla=Godzilla Cat)

Pic above: Soh Thomson, 6 months old. Already an aspiring Godzilla.

Pic above: According to Rachel, this is what happened to Mikey Way. To see the real life pic of Richard McNerdyPants, the playful octopussy, visit Rachel’s blog for the post on July 07 2008, Monday. (link below)

http://www.xanga.com/cryoncue/664976151/lalalathundertoiletpaperlalala.html

Above pic: Sometimes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster likes to join in the fun. CONVERT TO PASTAFARIANISM NOW! JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! (link below)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204717621&ref=ts

 Pic above: Now don’t you want to be a pastafarian? You’ll go to pastafarian heaven where there is a stripper factory and a beer volcano!

For more pics like these, convert to Llamaism too! It’s more than a religion. It’s a philosophy of life. Llamaism was created by me and is being run by the Thomson the GRANDHOPPER and Rachel the GRANDMASTER/ISLAND MASTER. You won’t regret. (link below)

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18590273762&ref=ts

Haha see, this blog is not all about sad and derpressing stuff. It’s hard being sad when Rachel, the other awesomest person in the world, is around (: Pink turkey boogie girl!