(EVERYONE, except Rachel, is allowed to read this!)

MY GIRLFRIEND’S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO GET FOR HER! HELP! ANY IDEAS? DROP YOUR SUGGESTIONS IN MY COMMENTS! Thank you (:

Dear Rachel,  

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m selling myself for candy. I think I realised it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I’m sure you are cowardly enough to understand that your Ford sucks. I’m returning your pet rock to you, but I’ll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and our friendship is ruined. 

Good luck in jail. (you Evil Tofu Man Smurfette Action Figure!)

Ooooooohhhh! Look at my favourite action figure! It has a pikachu face, evil tofu man head and foxyyyy smurfette feet! (And no, I don’t really get sick when I think of your feet. Hahaha. I love your smurfette feet!)

I love my latest one & only Spe Shuhhh Edition Evil Tofu Man Smurfette Action Figure! PEW PEW PEW! Oh, and I’m her favouritest Spe Shuhhhhlest Edition Lipstick-Wearing Girly Man Lame Elf Action Figure! POW POW POW! X)

Perhaps next year we can go see the fireworks together.

Well hello, hello. HAPPY NATIONAL PROPAGANDA DAY everyone! My last day of my school semester was just over. I’m just left with my exams now. Yay! Not.

Anyways, I couldn’t have gotten thru my school days and nights without a really, really spe shuhhhhhh girl (:

So here are 50 things about her!

1.     Rachel is my spe shuhhhhhhhhhlest, dearest girl! ❤

2.     Her spe shuhhhhlest boy, Soh Thomson, loves her very much (:

3.     Rachel est ma raison d’être!

4.     Rachel has a song written for her by yours truly entitled “Raison D’être”!

5.     Most of the songs I write are for Rachel (:

6.     I POSSESS RACHEL’S BOTTOM!

7.     Rachel POSSESSES MY BOSOM (which belongs to Leona now).

8.    Rachel has just gained possession of my right hand too. My right hand is her property now. But I don’t mind cuz I wanna hold Rachel’s hand foreverrrrrrr (:

9.    Rachel wants my right hand because I once met and shook the hand of Michael James Way from the band My Chemical Romance!

10.  I just lost a bet to Rachel and now my left hand is hers to hold too!

11.  Rachel is my boogie girl, I’m her cootie boy!

12.  Rachel is the keeeeeeeeyoooootest girl in a pink puffy jacket!

13.  Rachel’s birthday is on the 13^th of April!

14.  Rachel hates eating eggs!

15.  Rachel hates durians!

16.  Rachel can’t eat oranges or kiwi cuz she’s allergic to citric acid.

17.  As you can see, Rachel is a picky eater, just like me. Hahaha.

18.  Rachel is left handed! Just like me when I was young! I’m right handed now.

19.  Rachel lived in Shanghai when she was young but her Chinese is no match compared to mine, for I am Mr Chinesey Spellcheck!

20.  Rachel though, is Miss Spellcheck! She corrects my spelling and grammatical errors all the time!

21.  Rachel has a horrible brother, who she really hates.

22.  Rachel’s ambition when she was young was to be a taxidermist!

23.  Rachel is an artist and draws very well!

24.  Rachel has like a godzillian favourite quotes all by me!

25.  I have a godziliian favourite quotes by Rachel too!

26.  Rachel is the grandmistress who I have to fan many times a day.

27.  Rachel like me, believes in two religions. She is a Pastafarian and also in the religious group Llamaism.

28.  Rachel has bunnies which her mom has tried to kill many times unsuccessfully.

29.  There’s a communist guy who stalks Rachel in school almost everyday. I get so jealous healous. I wish I could stop him ):

30.  Rachel likes sexy cars like Lamborghinis and Audis.

31.  Rock music is Rachel’s hot hot sex.

32.  Rachel feels REFRESHED after peeing.

33.  Rachel is the one who made me start wishing at 11:11 with her

34.  Rachel can read my mind many a times.

35.  Rachel is the girlie birdie that flies into my bathroom whenever I’m showering and poops on my head.

36.  Rachel has a Mac laptop that hates my Dell laptop.

37.  Rachel used to be my daughter named Katie who killed her daddy.

38.  Rachel just spent $1800 shopping today!

39.  Rachel stays up late at night to chat with me and we almost never get enough sleep, but it doesn’t matter cuz the scientists say people in love need less sleep!

40.  Rachel can play the violin

41.  The first time I went out with Rachel she made me wear a hair band at a girlie shop. I wear my hair band everyday now.

42.  I am Godzilla, Rachel is Japan!

43.  Rachel and Thomson can’t spend much time nowadays cuz of school work. We have to go to Nerdtopia and become nerd boy and nerd girl.

44.  But then when they are done, they escape to spe shuhhhhlest lands where they are the spe shuhhhlest boy and spe shuhhhlest girl.

45.  Rachel likes going to the dentist!

46.  Rachel has nice fingernails.

47.  Rachel likes to go “lalalalala!”

48.  More recently she likes to go “do re mi thom son lalala sohhhhh!”

49.  She is supposed to sing that for me the next time we go out X)

50.  Rachel’s mother said to her “DEATH BY DURIAN!”

For Rachel’s list about “50 THINGS ABOUT SOH THOMSON” click on the link below (:

http://www.xanga.com/cryoncue/669493826/50-things-about-soh-thomson-dong-sheng.html

Spot the difference: Dennis Lee and Hendrickson Cheong

Spot the difference: Adam Ferguson and Soh Thomson

Oh and this is going out to Leona, I do not look like a girly man who likes twinks! Blearhhhughh!

And to Rachel.. PLEASE SAY I DO NOT LOOK LIKE PAUL TWOHILL! Pretty pleaseeeeeeeee, spe shuhhh girl?

Sunlight warms my face only in dreams of you
I know you’ll wait for me…it’s been too long
Beautiful eyes. beautiful lies to dull the pain
Beautiful eyes, beautiful lies…you’re killing me
I would wait for years just to feel you again
I will die without you…would you my love?

I wanna know if I could be, someone to turn to that could never hurt you.. 

I shouldn’t be blogging. I’ve got a fuck load of school projects to complete. LOADSSSS! ARGHHHH. I fucking hate projects. Fucking exams are round the corner too. Blearhhhhhuggggghhhhh. There’s no bloody respite. So many bollocking modules that none of us are interested in. I shan’t bother going into detail, it would just make me feel more @#$%^%^&&%$#.

Fuck it, here I am blogging anyways. I think maybe I need to unload my thoughts first, clear them out of my head before I can start on my work, cuz I don’t feel like doing anything now.

- I love spe shuhhh girl.

- Oh well oh well. Damn, I get so jealous. I get jealous of how he can see you everyday when the last time I saw you was so many months ago. Haha, I know, stupid reason to get jealous. But the feeling really really sucks though. Sigh.. Damn it. 

- I miss jamming. I miss guitar, I miss bass, I miss singing, I miss rocking out. I need to let my emotions out through music ):

- Oh yeah, please stop counting down the number of assignments and deadlines and how many days are left till our exams. It does no one any good and just stresses the FUCK out of everyone. Yeah.

- I fucking hate the bengs and lians who speak singlish so motherfucking loud in buses and blast their shit chinese/R and B music on their handphones. Die die DIEEEEEE!

- The weather’s been really nice and cooling the past few days. Why can’t it be like that everyday?

- This period of the year always seems to suck. I guess it’s cuz the semester is ending and we got so many bloody project deadlines due and exams are always round the corner and there’s no EPL to watch on teeveee ):

- I don’t want to cut my hair.

- I love spe shuhhh girl. 

We got a little world of our own
I’ll tell you things that no one else knows
I let you in where no-one else goes
What am I doing without you?

Okay, I shan’t blog anymore. I feel so wonky. Gotta start on my motherfucking projects. Ciao.

Lalala. I should be watching ‘Babel’ for my International Media Management ICA but I don’t feel like it. So I’m just lying on my bed, listening to beautiful songs from Keane, Rob Thomas, James Morrison, etc. They are so soothing, I just close my eyes and feel the music. Sigh, I wish we could just lay together and listen to music, without a care in the world. 

Oh yay, it’s raining. Damn, why did I open my balcony window, now my room’s wet. I love rain. Rain is beautiful. Dark, windy, gloomy and wet. It’s just so fucking beautiful, I could sit here and stare out of the window at the rain and the world passing by all day long.

Sigh, I got so much I want to say, so many insecurities, so many doubts, so many fears, but at the same time so much hope and love for you as well. I just don’t know how to put my feelings into words. Sigh.. It tears me apart inside.

I’ve put the past behind me. It’s just the present and you now, and I’m just hanging by a moment here with you. The future is blurry and uncertain, I’m so damn scared of it, yet I’m also looking foward to it. Cuz I’ve got fear, but I’ve got hope as well. Why do they always come in twos? Haha. Sighhh.

It’s raining heavier than ever now.

How I wish you could see the potential, the potential of you and me
It’s like a book elegantly bound, but in a language that you can’t read – just yet
You gotta spend some time–love, you gotta spend some time with me
And I know that you’ll find–love, I will possess your heart

There are days when outside your window, I see my reflection as I slowly pass
And I long for this mirrored perspective, when we’ll be lovers, lovers at last
You gotta spend some time–love, you gotta spend some time with me
And I know that you’ll find–love, I will possess your heart

Haha I don’t mean this song in a vietnamese stalker-ish way. I mean it in a spe shuhhh way, spe shuhhh girl. Love (: